Pag tunay na gwapo, kahit halayin/bastusin niya ko game na game ako!
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6 months pa lang akong buntis pero nilalabasan na ng gatas dodo ko. Puro nutrisyon tuloy nasisipsip ng asawa ko. Nyahahahahaha!
wahahahahahaha! Just sayin’. Sorry, pinagpala ako sa boobs department. XD
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Sometimes it’s hard to believe that someone, somewhere can love a person so much and be able to stick around him despite all the dramas and bullshits they went through. But hey, it’s possible. Just look at me, still in love with you. ♥
TOP 10: Hormones vs. Parents Story.
- Mother to daughter’s suitor: “Dahan-dahan ahh? Kasi nung ginawa ko at ng tatay ng anak ko, isang beses lang, matagumpay na.”
- Anak: “Ma, curious lang ako.”
Ina: “Curious? ‘Yan din ‘yung sinabi ko sa lola’t lolo mo bago kita nabuo.”
- Once, I went to my girl-friend’s home to finish our assignment. Her mom came to us out of nowhere, bringing a tiny plastic bag full of condoms, and said, “Nak, mas mura ang condom kaysa sa Diaper.”
- Drunk Guy: “Dude, did you know I slept with your mother last night?!”
Guy: “Eeeww. You don’t have to tell me that, Dad.”
- I sent my friend a text, “Alpha Kenny Buddy.”
He replied: “Tol, what’s this?”
I replied: “It means “Enjoy”, in urban language.”
After a month, our class went on a break. He messaged every single on us us, including our teacher, “Alpha Kenny Buddy.”
(Alpha Kenny Buddy = I’ll Fvck Anybody)
- I texted my mom using using my usual shortened text style, “Ma, uwi na ba sa Kuya tom (tomorrow)?
My mom answered, “Sino’ng kuya tom? May anak sa labas tatay mo?”
- After I came from a hot date.
Mom: “Anak, is that mayonnaise on you lips?”
- Mom: “Anak, what’s the difference between 69 ang 6.9?
Anak: “6.9 has a period—.”
Mom: “‘Yung girl? Eewww.”
- I saw my friend’s mom wearing my shirt, that I gave to my friend saying “Jack Hall.”
- My guy-friend’s dad caught us watching porn. He came towards us, mad, and said “Why are you watching porn without my permission?”
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